Sunday was the first day I found time to visit the comic shop in a few weeks. I was suddenly face-to-face with how terrible I am with money. I spent $100 on comics, and I am not a rich man.
So I looked at my debit card and we both made an agreement: “never again.” Well, the card suggested “never again” I compromised with “never this much again.”
So here are books I’m canceling, and why:
Space Punisher
Okay, so this isn’t really a cancellation, because only one issue was released. Seeing the teaser images for this initially confused me, because I couldn’t imagine Greg Rucka’’s current Punisher suddenly finding himself in outer space.
But I couldn’t be sure. I wanted to believe they wouldn’t let everything built up so far in a Punisher series burn for a stupid schtick, but it’s happened before.
Fortunately that’s not what Space Punisher is. Space Punisher is a short miniseries that’s set in a little bubble universe all its own; a comical reflection of the Marvel U where Doctor Octopus is an actual octopoda alien and Space Punisher is a ponytailed Buck Rogers with a shit list for vengeance.
But it’s just a concept given flesh, with no soul. It feels written for a nostalgia that the writer has never felt, and its readers can’t recognize. It’s mostly satire, but without any purpose. Is it a farce of old space serials? I don’t think there’s a market for that. Am I supposed to be laughing, or cheering? I’m doing neither.
CBR gave this issue four out of five stars and called it “one of the best ‘What If…?’ comics Marvel has published in a long time.” But I think it’s just wearing a disguise. It’s trying to hit the right notes so we don’t notice it’s just coasting on references to the regular Marvel U for the sake of a reference. ”Look, it’s an alien they’re calling Barracuda! Remember Barracuda? Look, it’s Thanos standing oddly to the side adding nothing to the book!”
If you want to read this, stop now because believe me: you don’t. You want to read Fear Agent.
But to be perfectly fair
A race of Brood who have merged with the Venom symbiote is an incredible villain. New and terrifyingly powerful while still being recognizable and grounded in the canon legacy? It’s not everyday you strike gold like that, especially in a book that doesn’t seem like it was looking.
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